↳ Draftees

Father Mulcahy: “Not one of life’s volunteers, eh, son?”

Klinger: “It’s only that I was brought up to respect life, Father, and that’s impossible with all this killing.”

Henry: Radar it’s not very safe out there.

Radar: It’s not much better in here, sir.

→ 1.18 - Dear Dad… Again

Hawkeye: Nothing fazes anybody around here!
Trapper: What’s the matter with you?
Hawkeye: Everybody’s a cipher. An army of walking zilches. I’m telling you I could walk around this compound, I betcha I could walk into that mess tent order lunch stark naked, nobody would pay any attention to me.
Trapper: Are you crazy?
Hawkeye: I bet you fifty bucks.

Best of Klinger’s “Army discharge ploys” 

↳ 6.09 - The M*A*S*H Olympics

↳ 3.09 - Alcoholics Unanimous

Favorite Moments & Quotes → 3.11 - Adam’s Rib

↳ Liver or fish? [1/3]

Favorite Moments & Quotes → 3.11 - Adam’s Rib

↳ “I’ve eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish!” [2/3]

Favorite Moments & Quotes → 3.11 - Adam’s Rib

↳ We want something else! [3/3]

Favorite Moments & Quotes → 1.11 - Germ Warfare

↳  Hawkeye & Trapper drawing Frank’s blood while he sleeps. [1/2]

Favorite Moments & Quotes → 1.11 - Germ Warfare

↳ Hawkeye & Trapper drawing Frank’s blood while he sleeps. [2/2]